Ask me anything

Mostly humor, because I like it.

I’m tripping on mushrooms and the humor on this website is confusing.

4 days ago
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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


This is amazing wow

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

This is amazing wow

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16 hours ago
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cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

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4 days ago
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No one likes having things shoved in their face. So be polite and take your nonsense away from me.

6 days ago
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